Listen here you pesky 10lbs that have shown up on my arse.
I don't recall inviting you to stay.
Don't you see that elliptical in the other room?
It was purchased to run you out of town.
Please go take residence on some other skinny butt, they will appreciate you way more than I.
You are not welcome here.
You are making me crabby.
Summer is coming up fast.
And yes, I know you will look much better tan.
Because we all know tan fat looks so much better than white fat.
Nobody likes company this long.
Pack up and leave.